Those satan worshippers at Western States Continuing Education hacked our site last year and we've been passing the collection plate ever since. Now we've finally raised enough money to re-build SNUFFOUT (Stop Noxious Universities from Force Feeding Offensive and Unethical Trash). We will not be suppressed!

A most outrageous development has come to our attention. Those purveyors of smut at Western States have smeared The Greeenan Tapes all over Greece, Cyprus, and Oklahoma. Oklahoma! Can you believe it? A city steeped in Christian values would allow something that offensive to cross into the city.

It is time to contact US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, before The Greenan Tapes show up on your television or in your computer. Stop The Greenan Tapes Now!